Somewhere there is another universe where people dress up like animals. While you and I think it's normal to wear, pants, skirts, shirts, shoes, for instance, in this alternative reality, everyone wears big, furry animal costumes in bright colors. We've only learned about them because, as it turns out, they've come to colonize the earth -- starting with Japan (California, they discovered to their disappointment, turned out to be surprisingly conventional, and not at all ready for them). THIS is the future, friends. Spermfest, strap-on dildos, rim jobs, teasing, shit eating - you thought that shit was out there? No way! THIS here is the real shit. This is the cutting edge. Let me sum it up for you in a nutshell: THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE!! IT'S CALLED 'SHALL WE FUCK' - GET IT? FUCKING DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!! [more..] |
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Scene 1: A boy in a pink costume approaches a girl in a yellow costume while a completely infantile, low-fi synthesizer soundtrack plays in the background. As infantile as the soundtrack is, wait till you hear Soara's voice! Cut to girl in an office. Dude gets her to put on an over-sized, pink bunny costume. Then he gets her to prance around and act like a bunny. Soon enough, clothes come off (except for bunny head) and dude introduces Soara (all the while acting like she's just on the cusp of puberty) to the world of sex (pictures 1 and 2). It's not a bad scene, I only wish we didn't put a microphone so close to the noisy actor -- his old-man-slurping-ramen sound effects when he sucks tits or eats pussy is a dependable erection spoiler. We're not paying to see YOU, dumbass! Once you get to around the 17-minute mark -- bunny-head BJ -- this scene starts to heat up. Still, it would be 10 times better if they both were wearing full costumes! Scene 2: A normally-dressed boy and girl on a fucking ugly couch. Drama ensues, but I can't understand it. She talks like a teenager now. Soon enough, there's no talking, and they're having sex (pictures 3 and 4). Another slurpy actor -- don't they give these guys anything to eat? Do they keep them starved and locked in cages so that they perform better? Anyway, this is a pretty conventional scene. Soara's not bad to look at, although I'm not sure what this scene is doing in the movie, unfortunately. Scene 3: Same office. Same slurpy office dude. New costume. It's while and has a tail. There are ears on her head and fluffy cuffs around her wrists. You can get a sense of it from pictures 5 and 6. Luckily, they go to a well-lighted bedroom. Conventional sex ensues. Soara looks good fucked from behind. Eventually the man cums. Scene 4: A reprise of the outdoor, burikko prancing around from the first scene. Reviewed by 735306
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